So, I’m heading to Tokyo for a meeting this week, and I’m reading up on Japanese business ettiquette. Half of the sites I’ve seen say women should not wear heels, the other half says women should. I’m so confused!! HALP!
The meta description of this porn site is It’s time to fight for the ultimate challenge and that is to attack a pink pussy and beat it down until it is soaking wet with girlie juice and I’m all like
fucking what the fuck?
Pizza toppings should be ON TOP of the cheese so if your friends insist on nasty mushrooms and oinions you can pick them out without deconstructing your slice. I mean, come on, be fair.
If you’re between 8 and 18, you spend more than 11 hours a day plugged into an electronic device.
Psssh! 11 hours? Child’s play. Like, are you even trying?